On our way to Ubiq we were graced by the presence of Theresa. Theresa is the type of person who you don't really want to come to Ubiq with you...or anywhere really. She's nice and all, but she talks about nothing. All day long. For years. And when she's done she'll talk about how she is fat and her parents hate her. Those are the type of things that you hear and hearing and wish that you never ever have to hear them in person. What the fuck do you say to that?
T: It's because I am fat and my parents hate me.
Anyone else: Oh...thats cool I guess.
Ugh, not a fun situation. She also coined two quotes that immediately hit the record books.
Brace yourselves.
While in cafe Cosi, looking at a menu:
T: "Margheritas?! Yay!
pause...silence.
Oh, it's just the pizzas. Damn."
eh...heh.....eh.....ehhhhhhhhh.
While in Ubiq looking at purple and green Pumas:
T: I like these shoes because they remind me of Barney
Fuck you.
On a lighter note, I'm watching a fantastic Jerry Springer episode. "My son is possessed by a gay demon!" The mother tried to beat her son with a bible to turn him straight. The best.
3 comments:
1st off, Jerry Springer is the best
everyday when Lulu and I come home we watch oe hell of a line up on itv, its Jerry Springer, Maury and 6ixth sense with Colin Fry, which is this Bs pyschic show where he contacts relatives from "the other side"
secondly, love the terse fuck you in response to the barney coment
MAURY IS AMAZING
must see:
Girl afraid of pickles
Woman afraid of cotton
ALL the "Not the Father" dancers
also that girl sounds exactly like the tagalongs on the second Germany trip
rough
I've seen the "girl afraid of pickles" episode. I don't know how that is possible...if it isn't possible, and she's making it up, then she is an absolute genius. Pickles man, pickles. I kinda wish I could get freaked out by something so common place.
Kinda.
And tagalong is exactly the term for her.
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